The never ending story

Here's how it works-
The first one in (whoever posts first) will post something (anything really) to start us off. After the first post, a second person will post, and elaborate and continue the story to manipulate it however they wish. This will repeat itself as the 3'rd, 4'th, 5'th, etc... people post.
It will look something like this:
Person1: I went
Person2: in the
Person3: shower today
Person4: because I
Person5: like ham
Person6: and the
Person7: dandy lions
<<< Lame example but an example none the less.
Rules:
1.Each players post/part of the story cannot exceed 3 words!!
2.It has to make gramatical sense. (so we don't get stuck!)
3.Nothing too rude or vulgar
4.No double postings.

Once we launch the server, I will piece the story together in full for everyone, and we'll see just how creative/funny you guys really are.

SO, GO- Whoever manages to post here first!!

The whale

With the...

Monkey screamed

So cops

ate donuts

(Already its not grammatically correct in my opinion)
(New rule added: When you guys start a new sentence, please actually put a period [.] before the start of the your word choice ex: . Sojourn smells)
(Unless GM Sojourn would like to discard the rule then ignore it)

before assisting

the grandmas of


*Fixd by GM illuminati*

tiny babies

babbled words

while

three little birds

ate candy corn

and died. End

less

times do I

love

that man.

Said Trung.

Killer wolfs ate

gum

and blew

bubbles of

pink heaven.

It